glottal stop.

Scarlett Johansson for Dolce & Gabbana’s Perfect Mono Eyeshadows

gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

Four weddings and a funeral and dragons.

now-loading:

cyborgnebula:

“‘Cause Robert Downey Jr. makes $100,000,000 per movie we can’t afford to have him anymore” (x)

Everybody, meet my best friend, Chris.

bunniesinpajamas:

deaupeassmango:

earlgraye:

alen-alen:

If Steve Smith were to release an album, I would buy it, not one song would be illegally downloaded. 

😂😂😂😂😂😂omg!!!!

he needs to drop an album 😂

Pleeasee

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god


365 Films of 2014: #141
A Touch of Sin (2013), dir. Jia Zhangke 
Initial Rating: 4.5/5

365 Films of 2014: #141

A Touch of Sin (2013), dir. Jia Zhangke 

Initial Rating: 4.5/5

Is that Randy from My Name Is Earl?

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

People who call their hobby a passion need to get fucked.

She calls sliced bread the best thing since Betty White.

She calls sliced bread the best thing since Betty White.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell