i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself
This is what the Oldboy remake should have been.
no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
British people call French toast “eggy bread.” That’s so fucked up. That’s so fucked up. I’m not about that shit.
The English can’t call anything French or they would have to declare war on it.
The French call it “lost bread”.
They probably lost it in a battle with the English.
Cow: “Had milk; you took it”